so to kick start my return to blogging, I thought I would copy my friend Wild and Precious, and write a few letters this week...
Dear employees/customers of Ulta today,
I apologize for interrupting your normal, quiet shopping afternoon by bringing my 2 year old to Ulta. I should've known better. I should've known HE would be drawn to make-up. I should've known he would want to take everything off the shelves and put it in our basket and then throw a fit when I make him put it back. I should've known he would want to hold all of the hair dryers on display. I should've known he would crawl on all fours to the line to check-out. I should've known he was going to scream when I told him we had to give the basket of merchandise to the girl at the cash register to pay for it all. I should've known.
Sincerely,
Me
Dear girl in Ulta,
Although your Yorkie is cute (especially with the name Dallas), I don't think Ulta is an appropriate store to bring your dog into. She can't give you advice on make-up colors, or what shampoo is best for your color, so I don't really know why you brought her with you. Did you wake-up this morning and say to yourself, "I need new shampoo, a new lipgloss, and a fun color of nail polish... I know! I'll take my dog to Ulta!" Because if that's what you said to yourself, you need to seek advice from someone older and wiser. Someone who'll tell you Ulta (or really any retail store minus those pet stores) is not an appropriate place for a dog. Good luck... and leave Dallas at home next time.
Sincerely,
Me
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